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Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)

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Beach nearby, sun-loungers
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4 bedrooms, desk, iron/ironing board, free WiFi
Smart TV, toys, books, stereo
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Reviews
10

Exceptional

Entire home

4 bedrooms4 bathroomsSleeps 141650 sq ft

Popular amenities

  • Pet-friendly
    Pet-friendlyPet-friendly
  • Pool
    PoolPool
  • Kitchen
    KitchenKitchen
  • Air conditioning
    Air conditioningAir conditioning
  • Free WiFi
    Free WiFiFree WiFi
  • Washer
    WasherWasher

Check-in time

4:00 PM

Check-out time

11:00 AM

Explore the area

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Surf City, NC
  • Popular LocationInis Spa4 min drive
  • Popular LocationSurf City Pier4 min drive
  • Popular LocationOhana Paddle Sports4 min drive
  • AirportJacksonville, NC (OAJ-Albert J. Ellis)52 min drive

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About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)

Watch the ocean from 2 separate decks, a bedroom, dinner table, you name it! This home has 3 bedrooms with their own full bathroom. All bedrooms do have TVs (either smart TVs, or with Amazon Fire sticks), that come with access to Paramount Plus and Disney Plus. However we do suggest spending your time on the decks watching the ocean, out at the park or pool with the young kids, or at the beach! There is a smaller living room on the first floor, a bigger main living room on the second, along with a loft area that acts as both a 4th bedroom, as well as a kids' play area!

Bdrm 1: Queen Bed
Bdrm 2: F/F bunk bed (twin trundle)
Bdrm 3: King Bed
Loft (Bdrm 4): F/F/F custom bunks, couch that pulls out to small bed
1st Living Area: Queen Sleeper Sofa
2nd Living Area: Couch

The space

You enter the home into the downstairs living room with a queen sleeper sofa and two master bedroom suites flanking it. In this lounge area, you will find a mini library as well as access to the ocean side deck. A sliding glass door takes you to the outdoor deck with an ocean view.

The oceanfront bedroom has a queen bed and its own private bath/shower.
This bedroom also has a desk if you'd like to get a little work done. There is an additional downstairs bedroom with a F/F bunk bed with a twin trundle, and also with its own private bath/shower. The ocean facing bedroom has a closet, but both have a dresser.

Continuing upstairs brings you past the laundry area at the landing with a recently updated washer/dryer. Up to the second floor you will enter the kitchen and living area. The kitchen comes with stainless appliances, granite counter tops and island, and solid maple cabinets.

From the open concept living space, guests will enjoy a gorgeous ocean view from the many windows. A large dining area is set off to the side of the kitchen for plenty of seating (8). Enjoy the ocean views while having your dinner! The living room provides loads of natural light from the large windows extending into the cathedral ceilings. Access to the oceanfront deck is provided through the door in the living room.

There is a master suite off this area, with a king bed and jetted bath tub/shower. This room also includes a dresser, and closet. This bedroom also has an adjustable height desk for use as a workstation. If you wish to use the jets, ensure the water is up above the jets/filters, and then you need to turn on the switch at the bedroom entry then press the button on ledge of the tub. Use at your own risk!

On the landing to the third floor is a small half bath leading up to the bedroom loft which boasts a custom built triple bunk built into the walls (F/F/F). This also has a new couch, that pulls out to make a small bed. It's a lovely play area for the kids, or anyone that wants a little more separation and to get away from the rest of the group! This loft also has a 32" TV which has an Amazon Fire Stick to log onto applications for streaming etc.

As of 03/31/2023, the pool is scheduled to open 04/15/2023 and then close for the season 10/31/2023.

** Due to COVID-19: Additional restrictions or unexpected closures may occur per HOA. **

Don’t forget your linens! By default, linens are not provided during your stay. You are welcome to bring your own linens, or we have linens/towels that you may rent from us, or we can offer a 3rd party linens rental service.

If you rent from us, not only should it be cheaper than using a 3rd party, but we will also MAKE the beds for you! I don't know if there's anything worse than having to spend the first bit of your vacation making beds, after the long drive in getting there.
$25 increased cleaning fee (flat).
$13/11/10/8 for sheets (K/Q/F/T, respectively)
$2 for each bath towel
$1 for each hand towel/washcloth

Pets are allowed, however it comes with increased pricing.
We recommend you get renters insurance
Cleaning fee is $25 more (flat fee, but subject to further increase if the cleaners go in to clean and see severe mess/hair etc)
Refundable deposit increased by $250
Additional $15 per night for first pet, $10 for second.

Other things to note
We leave beach/pool items in the closet for their free use by our guests. With that said, these items may have been taken, broken, or otherwise not useable. Please use at your own risk. This beach inventory was done on Sept 7, 2021, and the following items were there.

5 boogie boards in 2 sizes, 2 don't have the wrist wrap thing.
2 2.5 ft * 6 bamboo sand mat (1 very near end of its useful life) 1 3 * 8 (just eyeballing them, so approximate sizes)
2 one pole umbrella
1 3 section beach chair/recliner
4 run of mill cheaper style beach chairs
1 nicer tommy bahama beach chair
2 beach balls
1 puddle jumper swimmy. I think it says 30-50 lb.
7 pool noodles
1 baby seat float thing (with a shade)
1 Pool donut float
1 pool float couch thing
Then assorted beach toys (shovel, bucket, frisbee, etc)

Property manager

Dan Pauley

Languages

English

Property amenities

Beach

  • Near the beach
  • Beach sunloungers

Pool/Spa

  • Private pool
  • Outdoor pool
  • Shared/communal pool
  • Fence around the pool

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • On-site parking

Kitchen

  • Fridge
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Dishwasher
  • Toaster
  • Ice maker
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils
  • Spices

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms
  • Sofa bed

Bathrooms

  • 3.5 bathrooms
  • Bath or shower
  • Soap
  • Hairdryer
  • Toilet paper

Living spaces

  • Living room
  • Library

Entertainment

  • Smart TV
  • Books
  • Stereo
  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony
  • Outdoor furniture

Laundry

  • Washing machine and dryer

Work spaces

  • Computer monitor
  • Desk
  • Desk chair

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • 2 total (up to 9 kg per pet)

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • Near the ocean
  • Near the sea
  • On the waterfront
  • Near a health or beauty spa
  • Near the bay

Things to do

  • Bodyboard on site
  • Swimming nearby
  • Snorkelling nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Jet skiing nearby
  • Sailing nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Windsurfing nearby
  • Power boating nearby
  • Waterskiing nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector installed (host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher
  • First aid kit
  • Deadbolt lock

General

  • Unit size: 1650 sq ft (153 sq m)

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Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in and check-out are available
Minimum check-in age - 25

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM
Contactless check-out

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Pets are allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
2 total (up to 9 kg per pet)
Restrictions apply; for more information contact the property on the number on the booking confirmation

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

About the area

Surf City

Located in Surf City, this holiday home is on the waterfront. Seacoast Art Gallery and Missiles and More Museum are cultural highlights, and some of the area's activities can be experienced at Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi and Escape Spa. Travelling with kids? Consider Ohana Paddle Sports, or check out an event or a game at Topsail Skating Rink Topsail Beach. With jet skiing, kayaking and scuba diving nearby, you'll find plenty of adventures in the water.

What's nearby

  • Inis Spa - 4 min drive
  • Surf City Pier - 4 min drive
  • Southside Park - 4 min drive
  • Ohana Paddle Sports - 4 min drive
  • North Topsail Beach - 10 min drive

Getting around

  • Wilmington, NC (ILM-Wilmington Intl.) - 46 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪Shuckin' Shack Oyster Bar - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪Buddy's Crab House & Oyster Bar - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪The Peak Tap Room - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Maine Lobstah Shack - ‬4 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One) have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.

Is Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One) pet-friendly?

Yes, this property allows pets (limit 2 total) with a maximum weight of up to 9 kg per pet.

What time is check-in at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)?

Checkout is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One) located?

This family-friendly Surf City holiday home is located on the waterfront, within 2 mi (3 km) of Surf City Beach, Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi and Inis Spa. Ohana Paddle Sports and Thomas Tackle and Seafood are also within 3 miles (5 km).

Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One) Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 28 out of 30 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 2 out of 30 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 30 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 30 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 30 reviews" "

9.6/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

BONNIE

Travelled with family and small children
Liked: Cleanliness
This is the perfect spot. Clean, pet & kid friendly. Walking distance to beach & playground.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Karen S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great location
The well decorated place was lovely and our complete family thoroughly enjoyed our stay. The townhome is laid suited our family quite well. Our 9 year old loved staying in the loft area which was a kid's dream room. It was a nice touch with a lovely collection of books for every reader. The gorgeous beach is extremely close and if you are up for an evening out, there is a great bar with live music located across the street. Hopefully we will be back soon for more R&R.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Michelle A.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great weekend getaway spot
Booked last minute and so glad we did. The place was in a great location and we all had plenty of room. Easy walk to the beach and it was nice to have a view for our morning coffee. Beds were comfortable and we had everything we needed.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

8/10 Good

Chris B.

Liked: Cleanliness
Surf City
Great location and lots of room for everyone!
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Shelley G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect family weekend
The townhouse was perfect for our family getaway. Clean, spacious and comfortable. Location is great, close to everything you need: stores, recreational activities, restaurants and of course the beach. Host was very responsive and easy to work with! Look forward to staying again in the future!
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2024

10/10 Excellent

terri r.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great Location!
The location was great as it was very close to the beach, a playground, and right across from a couple of bars and a convenience store. The beach was clean, no garbage, and the fishermen there were very friendly. Extra parking for guests was in a lot by the playground. The unit had beach chairs, sand toys, and everything you need for a fun day at the beach!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023

10/10 Excellent

Donna D.

Liked: Cleanliness
Nice beach getaway
Clean property and a short distance to beach!
Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cathy M.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great place for all ages
It was the best time with our extended family. Three levels divided up with plenty of space. A downside is a lot of stairs if you have someone that can’t do them. On the other hand tons of gates built in to all floors for small children or pets. Great area that has a swimming pool right outside and a playground across the street, with a lending library. The beach is so nice, my biggest complaint is the sand was too fluffy! Lol. Tons of sea glass near there. The trailer bar is on the other side of the street and was perfectly fine and the music was nice to hear. Not too loud. Rent a golf cart in advance and drive around the island. A bit of confusion on the parking situation. Only two cars go underneath and there is other parking spaces near the apt but you may not see them. If you park across the street in the Public lot overnight, you will be fined. They drive around daily and check. So if you have multiple cars, you may have to do some switching around. Overall it’s the best place to bring multigenerational family members. Thank you to Dan and family for sharing this great vacation home.
Stayed 5 nights in Aug 2023

10/10 Excellent

Mick F.

Liked: Cleanliness
Ladies Church Group Stay
The ladies had a great time!! Property owner was great in communication.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Kim G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Bonus Surprises
The property was clean, as advertised, and located very close to beach. Bonus Surprise - the homeowners had tons of games, toys( for house and beach), even outdoor speakers for us to use! Owners had extra batteries and various tools to fix all those small things - like a battery on a door lock. Sure, we could have had them come do it - but it takes 2 seconds and done - especially with homeowners who have the supplies on hand! The neighborhood was our next surprise! The neighbors themselves ( actual owners staying while we were there) offered additional parking spaces, food recommendations, even played catch with the kids. It is a bit of a walk to food and classic shops - but we enjoyed it. The trailer bar was of no interruption and we liked the music outside. Dog Surprises.....The local street department workers offered our dog a treat each morning when we would pass on our walk! several local shops are not just dog friendly - they encourage and treat the dogs that come in. So incredibly "dog friendly" neighborhood. We even had a police officer actually get out of his car to come get some dog pets in! great home, owners, communication, and community.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

David R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Enjoyed our stay at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain't One.)
Had searched for quite a while seeking perfect beach location to gather Kids and Grandkids and dog(s) from throughout the northeast and due to life-on-life terms could never settle on a booking until 2 weeks prior to agreed vacation week. We stumbled on this booking as a last-minute opportunity. What a lucky find. The property is ideal for anyone who likes to be at the beach, on the beach, for the beach! Short walk from the door to beach access. The description understates the roominess, cleanliness and convenience of the layout for family to gather together or find some peace and quiet. My 4 and 7 yo grandkids loved the activity area in the loft. The amenities were as described and made the stay more enjoyable. We had a group of 6 young adults, two kids, two Grandparents and two dogs. We were all comfortable. The only information I would add, and we were warned, there are stairs so know that - nothing our crew could not manage. Our first time to Top Sail / Surf City area and it far exceeded the family beach expectations we were hoping to find. The value for rental price was fantastic considering last minute arrangements. Did I mention the short stroll to the beach? Grandkids carried their own stuff! Host Dan was friendly and easy to communicate with... responded immediately to questions and needs we sent. We brought our own linens/towels and only needed to grocery shop... everything else was already there. Our only regret was we only had one week. We would book again!
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

robert s.

Liked: Cleanliness
Pleasant Beach Trip
We enjoyed our stay and the Host was very accommodating.
Stayed 9 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Catrina H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Family trip to celebrate high school graduate
Beautiful home! We loved that each bedroom had its own bathroom. The kitchen was well stocked for preparing food for a large family. The view from the dining table and main living room was wonderful! We would have liked a few more dish clothes. If anyone has issues with old knees, there are quite a few steps. The location was great- very very short walk to the beach and convenient to local restaurants and attractions. We were happy there was a pool to relax in too. Overall we could not have asked for a better place to stay while making memories!!!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Shelley C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great for young kids
Great place - clean and fantastic location. Just steps away from the beach and a playground. Safety gates at each level of the stairs, toys, books, and a blackboard wall for chalk made for an ideal stay for my toddler. Would definitely stay here again and recommend!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Katherine L.

Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful vacation spot!
Thank you to the home owners for such a wonderful property. If you have kids, this place is absolutely perfect. The location, cleanliness, layout and home features are perfect for families. We have a toddler and the home has baby gates on every staircase, toys, a chalk wall, tons of books and games and bunk beds for kids. The play ground and beach are so close. A very short drive to the restaurants in town. The owner was quick to respond to any questions and gave us our code quickly to check in. Thank you for providing a great home away from home!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Phillip G., Pinetops NC

Liked: Cleanliness
The view was pretty
Clean rooms, nice views!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2023

8/10 Good

Gregory W.

Liked: Cleanliness
Everything was great.
First floor and second floor you do have to go outside but not a big deal, just wasn’t aware via pics
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2022

10/10 Excellent

Julie R.

Liked: Cleanliness
NO problems at "99 Problems (but the beach ain't one)"
Initially I booked our spring break stay because I liked the name 😂 Communication with the host, Dan, was terrific leading up to and during our stay. We knew exactly what to expect and the accommodations exceeded our expectations! The size and floorplan worked really well for our multi generational crew. Grandma and Pap enjoyed the first floor bedroom with ocean view (yes, there are actually terrific views from both decks and the seaside windows of all three floors!) My husband and I were comfortable in the mid level king room, and the kids loved having their own space in the loft. There are lots of stairs, so come ready to climb (while this was not an issue for our group, it may be worth noting for others) The common area including the kitchen, dining room and living room is wide open and a great for hanging out, playing games, and preparing meals together. The kitchen was adequately stocked with cooking utensils, dishes, and even some common seasonings and spices. There were a bunch of family friendly board games to choose from, and the table easily seats eight. The centrally located washer and dryer were definitely put to good use. Each bedroom has its own full bath. The convenience and privacy this offers is a nice perk. Noteworthy, the walk to the beach was easy and a lot closer than I thought it might be based on the aerial pictures. The views are truly great, even though it's a row back. The pool was in the process of being opened while we were there, and appeared to be in excellent condition. The park across the street was very well maintained. We had an awesome stay and hope to come back again soon! Thanks, Dan!!
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2023

10/10 Excellent

Stephanie S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful stay!
The location was great! The property is a just a very short walk from the beach. The ocean view from the decks are great. There is plenty of room with a cute loft area for kiddos.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Troy W.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great family get away
Location, location, and location!
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2022

10/10 Excellent

Joseph P.

Liked: Cleanliness
Relaxing
Very well kept and convenient to everything.
Stayed 6 nights in Sep 2022

10/10 Excellent

Anna L.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great location
If you are looking for an easy walk to the beach, this is the place to stay. Wonderful views and easy walk. I was worried about the Trailer Bar across the street but no worries. We didn’t hear anything, once inside the townhouse. The place was very clean and plenty of room. Bathrooms are very small and the master bedroom with bathroom is just as big as the other bathrooms. There closet size, unfortunately. My only complaint would be not realizing that there would be so many steps up and down no matter what. I have Rheumatoid Arthritis and my mother n law is almost 80 so it is not friendly in that sense. Not a complaint on the owner at all, just keep in mind that if you can’t handle steps and a lot of them, this isn’t the place to stay. I would totally stay here again if I could handle the steps but unfortunately, I can’t. If you pick this place, you will be happy with the location, the townhouse itself and the owner. You couldn’t ask for better communication!
Stayed 7 nights in Aug 2022

10/10 Excellent

Edward R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great house
This great house made our mini vacation amazing, our host Dan was great in answering all our questions, the location of the property is great, would definitely stay here again.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2022

10/10 Excellent

laura m., Wappingers Falls, NY

Liked: Cleanliness
Topsail July-Aug. 2022
First of all Dan was always quick in responding to my questions. House was clean, bright and was sufficient for a family of 10 and 2 dogs (hypoallergenic & non-shedding). Was very convenient & with in a minutes walk to the beach. Pool was great especially in the evenings after a long day on the beach. Having the "Friendly Mart" across the street was nice to have. The Trailer bar is across the street. Music plays Wednesdays,Friday/Saturdays but I bring my own sound machine everywhere so was not an issue for me. Didn't bother the kids at all. Was 2 nights when extended family came to dinner and there was about 22 of us in the house. Told family next door if it got too loud to let me know being we had 7 kids under 10 at one time. Never heard noise from next door. Loved the fact it was a corner unit and though you could not see all of the beach you still had a beach view with the sounds of the ocean. If I had the intentions of doing another beach family vacation I would most definitely re-book this house. Also there is a shower downstairs before coming into house. 2 cars fit under the car port and if you have 1 or 2 more drivers in the family with their own car there is 2 visitor parking passes for the complex which has maybe 9 spaces. It is first come first serve. My daughter got a spot and just left her car parked the whole time. Our family had a great time!
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Christy C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Fantastic Location
Property owner communication was prompt and seamless. Property was exactly as described! Kitchen and living room area was the perfect family hangout and nightly game location. The views from our balconies were breathtaking and if you look out the loft window it looks like a framed picture! Enjoying morning coffee on one of the balconies was perfect. You are close enough to hear the waves crashing! We recommend going to the beach to watch high tide, you won’t be sorry! We saw many comments about the noise from the bar, however it was not bothersome to us. We could only hear it when we were outside and it was faint when heard. The property came with the essentials, such as: laundry soap, dryer sheets, garbage bags, dish soap, toilet paper and hand soap! The kitchen was well equipped also! That was a nice addition to the property! We added linen to our rental, and it was great walking in after a long drive and having the beds made! The community pool area is steps away! It was well maintained, cleaned everyday and easily accessible! There was never a time we were at the pool that it was overly crowded! It was a great asset to the property. The beach access is steps from the property! It is one of the easier accesses in the area! The beach location is not crowded. There are restrooms conveniently located at the public parking area of the access. Keep your eyes open for sharks teeth on the beach! My only suggestion (minor) would be the addition of a small vacuum to the house. The cleaning crew might have forget to vacuum before we arrived (I know they are busy) and It would have also allowed us to freshen up midweek (we used the broom) a vacuum would have just been easier. Again, not an issue, just a suggestion! We would highly recommend the property and would stay again!
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2022