TL:DR Excellent location, safe lodging, walking distance to lots of sights and restaurants, excellent receptionists.
But the devil is in the details.
The bathroom: excellent water pressure in the evening, pretty bad in the morning. The bathroom needs hooks for clothes, a toilet brush, a bath tub stopper for baths, and better and more plentiful toilet paper. The toilet paper you get melts down to nothing unless layered multiple times. Also, the light fixture is awful, you can't get light on your face in the mirror. Do with that what you will. Ah, and the kicker: the fixture hangs off the ceiling and is held tight by a wad of folded toilet paper. Classy.
Half of the light switches lead nowhere and light nothing.
The kitchen has the barest minimum of dishes, cutlery, and paper towels (those are also very thin and turn to nothing when wet). If you want to cook, you won't have anything to do it with - no cutting boards, no spatulas, no colanders, you get my drift. And washing dishes is also a problem as there is nothing provided. I suppose the hotel expects us to wash the dishes with our bare hands.
The living room is nice, it leads to a full-size balcony. But the lower level is noticeably colder than the upper level, and in winter that means you would have to wear your outside clothes indoors.
The bedroom is warmer, but the bed is kind of problematic. The sheets are too short, and the blankets haven't been washed in ages.